Enjoy our team's carefully selected Ball Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
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What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink?
Sets on the Beach.
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How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar?
They both use drills.
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Why did they arrest the volleyball player?
They suspected foul play.
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Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game?
No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
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Why shouldn’t you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he’ll try to spike all the drinks.
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What is more exciting than baseball?
Acidball.
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If you are wondering about a peach’s favorite game.
It’s peach ball.
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After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open...
We finally got the ball rolling.
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Why don’t sniper attacks work on volleyball players?
Because they always run for cover.
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Why is it not good to play volleyball in a court?
Because you might get arrested.
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Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?
Because she wanted to tie the score.
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What does a volleyball player do at prom?
Spike the punch.
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What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court?
Annette.
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What do you call a Volleyball player who hurt her knee diving for the ball?
Courtney.
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I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.
Every time the ball was delivered the umpire struck back.
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I’m a scratch golfer.
Every time I hit the ball, I scratch my head and wonder where it went.
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What is the proper way to use a stress ball at work?
To throw it at the last person that upset you. Instant de-stress.
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I watched a baseball game once, where the umpire kept wandering about and was eventually knocked out by a ball.
It was the fall of the roamin’ umpire.
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How Chuck Norris plays golf?
He stares at the ball and the ball goes into the hole to hide.
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What’s a bowling ball’s favorite sweet?
Skittles!
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Why do football players struggle at bowling?
Because they had a hard time kicking the ball!
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Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
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What did the bowling ball say to the other ball?
“Don’t stop me now; I’m on a roll!”
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What did the bowling ball say to the balling pins on being overused?
Go on a strike.
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Why did the man reach the bowling alley before his friends?
To get the ball rolling.
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Why is bowling a better sport than golf?
It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.
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Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
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I recently heard that Turkeys aren’t allowed to play baseball.
No matter how many times they hit, they’ll always hit fowl balls.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She always ran away from the ball.
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Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?
If he raises them both, he’d fall down.
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