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Ball Puns


What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink?

Sets on the Beach.

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How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar?

They both use drills.

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Why did they arrest the volleyball player?

They suspected foul play.

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Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game?

No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.

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Why shouldn’t you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?

The service may be excellent, but he’ll try to spike all the drinks.

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What is more exciting than baseball?

Acidball.

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If you are wondering about a peach’s favorite game.

It’s peach ball.

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After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open...

We finally got the ball rolling.

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Why don’t sniper attacks work on volleyball players?

Because they always run for cover.

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Why is it not good to play volleyball in a court?

Because you might get arrested.

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Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?

Because she wanted to tie the score.

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What does a volleyball player do at prom?

Spike the punch.

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What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court?

Annette.

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What do you call a Volleyball player who hurt her knee diving for the ball?

Courtney.

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I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.

Every time the ball was delivered the umpire struck back.

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I’m a scratch golfer.

Every time I hit the ball, I scratch my head and wonder where it went.

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What is the proper way to use a stress ball at work?

To throw it at the last person that upset you. Instant de-stress.

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I watched a baseball game once, where the umpire kept wandering about and was eventually knocked out by a ball.

It was the fall of the roamin’ umpire.

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How Chuck Norris plays golf?

He stares at the ball and the ball goes into the hole to hide.

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What’s a bowling ball’s favorite sweet?

Skittles!

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Why do football players struggle at bowling?

Because they had a hard time kicking the ball!

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

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What did the bowling ball say to the other ball?

β€œDon’t stop me now; I’m on a roll!”

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What did the bowling ball say to the balling pins on being overused?

Go on a strike.

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Why did the man reach the bowling alley before his friends?

To get the ball rolling.

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Why is bowling a better sport than golf?

It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.

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Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?

After getting a strike, they spike the ball.

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I recently heard that Turkeys aren’t allowed to play baseball.

No matter how many times they hit, they’ll always hit fowl balls.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She always ran away from the ball.

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Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?

If he raises them both, he’d fall down.

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