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Ball Jokes


The Funniest Ball Jokes, Puns and One-Liners



How Chuck Norris Plays Golf?

He stares at the ball and the ball goes into the hole to hide.

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All the adults judged me because I jumped into the ball pit at the children’s activity center.

It’s like they’d never seen a naked man before.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

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The computer programmer to his son: β€œHere, I brought you a new basketball.”

Son: β€œThank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?”

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.

Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?

If he raises them both, he’d fall down.

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A man complains to his wife about not having anyone to play golf with.

His wife said, β€œWell what about your friend Clyde?”

The man replied, β€œWould you want to play with someone who cheats on his score and moves the ball when you aren’t looking?”

β€œNo, I guess not,” replied his wife.

The man said, β€œNeither would Clyde.”

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I watched a baseball game once, where the umpire kept wandering about, and was eventually knocked out by a ball.

It was the fall of the roamin’ umpire.

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I went bowling once. I threw the ball down the lane and got a strike.

The result was that I am now banned from the swimming pool.

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Why do football players struggle at bowling?

Because they had a hard time kicking the ball!

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I recently heard that Turkeys aren’t allowed to play baseball.

No matter how many times they hit, they’ll always hit Fowl balls.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She always ran away from the ball.

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Jokes About Bowling Balls



Have you ever seen how they throw the ball into the crowd after winning the game?

I found out that this is frowned upon in bowling.

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What is the 7th pin in bowling called?

Mother-In-Law!

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What’s a bowling ball’s favorite sweet?

Skittles!

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Where do dead bowling pins go?

To the pit of doom!

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What do you call a triumphant procession held by the bowling pins?

A perfect strike.

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

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What did the bowling ball say to the other ball?

β€œDon’t stop me now; I’m on a roll!”

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What did the bowling ball say to the balling pins on being overused?

Go on a strike.

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Why did the man reach the bowling alley before his friends?

To get the ball rolling.

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Why is bowling a better sport than golf?

It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.

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Last year, I had a job at the bowling alley.

It wasn’t for long though; I was only tenpin.

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I wanted to go bowling, but the pins were on strike.

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Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?

After getting a strike, they spike the ball.

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My friend told me that onions were the only things that could make him cry.

So I threw a bowling ball at him to prove him wrong.

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Thought I would be fine having another drink. Woke up later in an alley.

Then, the bowling ball hit me.

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Long Jokes About Balls



Jesus, Moses and an old man go golfing.

The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green.

Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green.

Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, and it is headed for the water hazard.

Jesus closes his eyes and prays. The ball skips across the water and lands on the green two feet from the hole.

The old man’s turn comes and he drives the ball.

The ball looks like it is going to drop directly into the water. A fish jumps from the water hazard swallowing the ball, as an eagle drops from the sky, grabbing the fish.

As the eagle flies over the green, a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, making it drop the fish.

As the fish hits the green, it spits out the ball and the ball falls into the hole, making a hole in one.

Jesus looks at Moses and says, β€œI really think I’m leaving Dad at home next time!”

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A mathematician, and physicist, and an engineer are asked to find the volume of a red rubber ball.

The mathematician knows that the volume of a sphere has been mathematically determined so he measures the radius and puts it into the proper formula.

The physicist knows that Archimedes discovered how to determine the volume of an object so they submerge it in water and record the change in water level.

The engineer finds the number on the ball then pulls out their book of red rubber balls and finds its specifications.

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A lawyer, a priest, and an engineer meet each week for a game of golf.

One day, they get stuck behind the slowest group of players they had ever seen. They were hitting the balls all over the place, getting stuck in just about every trap and patch of rough, and missing just about every putt.

Finally, the group gets frustrated and heads to the clubhouse to find the manager.

β€œWhat’s with that group of players? They’re the worst I’ve ever seen! They’re holding up the course!”

The manager looks sheepish, β€œThey’re retired firefighters, they lost their eyesight running into a burning orphanage to save the children. They love golf, so I let them play for free for charity.”

The priest looks ashamed of himself, β€œAs a man of God, I feel terrible for getting angry at those men. At my next sermon, I’ll see if I can get a collection going for their families.”

The lawyer likewise looks chagrined, β€œSame here, I’ll check with my firm and see if we can’t open a case to get them awarded restitution for their pain and injuries.”

The engineer says, β€œWhy can’t they play at night?”

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Ball Jokes for Adults



An American tourist walks out of a Mexican train station when he notices he isn’t wearing his watch.

A Mexican man is resting under a sombrero under a nearby tree.

The American approaches the Mexican and asks, β€œExcuse me, do you know what time is?”

The Mexican looks at the donkey, grabs its balls, and replies, β€œ4:30.”

The American asks, β€œHow do you know that?”

The Mexican replies, β€œWell you get a handful of the donkey’s balls and lift them up so you can see that clock across the street.”

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Golfer: β€œDo you think my game is improving?”

Caddy: β€œYes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

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A guy walked into a bar with a monkey.

The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.

Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.

He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.

To everyone’s amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole.

The bartender looked at the guy and said, β€œDid you see what your monkey just did?”

β€œNo, what?”

β€œHe just ate the cue ball off my pool table – whole!”

β€œYeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy, β€œHe eats everything in sight, don’t worry, I’ll pay for the cue ball.”

The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for the stuff the monkey ate, and left.

Two weeks later the guy came back and had his monkey with him.

He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar.

The monkey found a cherry on the bar.

He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and then ate it.

Then the monkey found a peanut and again stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it.

The bartender asked, β€œDid you see what that filthy ape just did?”

β€œNo, what?” asked the man.

β€œWell, he stuck both a cherry and a peanut up his arse, then he pulled them out and ate them.”

β€œYeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy. β€œHe’ll eat anything, but ever since he had to take out that cue ball, he measures everything first.”

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I hit 2 good balls today on the golf course.

I stepped on a rake in the bunker.

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How do you make a pool table laugh?

Tickle its balls.

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It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle.

He just didn’t have the balls to do it.

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What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

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What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs.

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Why do elves laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Your mama’s so short, that she can play handball on the curb.

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An ergonomic workspace is really important while working from home.

That’s why my couch now has a Pilates ball as a footrest.

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Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm.

His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached.

The next day he goes to see his chum and finds him playing tennis.

β€œIncredible!,” says his friend.

β€œMedical science is amazing!”

Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working when the same guy gets too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off.

Again his buddy takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get re-attached.

The next day, he goes down to see his chum and finds him outside playing football.

β€œIncredible!,” says his friend.

β€œMedical science is amazing!”

Well, another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting wood when suddenly the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head.

Well, his friend takes the head, puts it in a plastic bag, and heads to the hospital to get it re-attached.

The next day he goes to see his friend but can’t find him.

He sees the doctor walking down the hall and says, β€œDoc, where is my friend? I brought him in yesterday.”

The doctor thinks for a minute and says, β€œOh yeah, some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated.”

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What do a man who’s had a vasectomy and a Christmas tree have in common?

Decorative balls.

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A soldier ran up to a nun.

Out of breath, he asked, β€œPlease, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.”

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, β€œSister, have you seen a soldier?”

The nun replied, β€œHe went that way.”

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, β€œI can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”

The nun said, β€œI understand completely.”

The soldier added, β€œI hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”

The nun replied, β€œIf you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls... I don’t want to go to Iraq either...

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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The barber replied, β€œJust bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.”

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