Bald Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bald Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I’m balding and that makes me sad. But thanks to the miracle of science...
I take antidepressants and now I’m never sad!
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What did the girl say to Bald Bill when they were engaged?
She said, “God was generous to you. He gave you a lovely face and room for one more.”
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What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man?
“You are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!”
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You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
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Why did the friend who shaved lie about his beard?
He’s a bald-faced liar.
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What did the balding guy and teenager growing a beard have in common?
For them, every hair counts!
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I first realized I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer for me to wash my face.
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A balding man was getting a haircut.
The man’s barber said, “Do you know what they say if you’re bald in the front?”
Man: “No.”
Barber: “They say you’re a thinker.”
Man: “Oh?!”
Barber: “Do you know what they say if you’re bald in the back?”
Man: “No.”
Barber: “They say you’re a lover.”
The man perked up.
Man: “What do they say if you’re bald in the front and the back?”
Barber: “That you only think you’re a lover.”
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What is one of the major advantages of being a bald person?
No matter what happens they can never be to blame for hair on the food!
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