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Bald Jokes


How does a dyslexic person spell β€œbaldy”?

Badly.

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I’m balding and that makes me sad. But thanks to the miracle of science...

I take antidepressants and now I’m never sad!

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What did the girl say to Bald Bill when they were engaged?

She said, β€œGod was generous to you. He gave you a lovely face and room for one more.”

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What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man?

β€œYou are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!”

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You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

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Why did the friend who shaved lie about his beard?

He’s a bald-faced liar.

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What did the balding guy and teenager growing a beard have in common?

For them, every hair counts!

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I first realized I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer for me to wash my face.

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A balding man was getting a haircut.

The man’s barber said, β€œDo you know what they say if you’re bald in the front?”

Man: β€œNo.”

Barber: β€œThey say you’re a thinker.”

Man: β€œOh?!”

Barber: β€œDo you know what they say if you’re bald in the back?”

Man: β€œNo.”

Barber: β€œThey say you’re a lover.”

The man perked up.

Man: β€œWhat do they say if you’re bald in the front and the back?”

Barber: β€œThat you only think you’re a lover.”

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What is one of the major advantages of being a bald person?

No matter what happens they can never be to blame for hair on the food!

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