Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bald Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Nobody wants to be alone.
A recently divorced friend of mine is hopeful of once again finding romance. Beer belly, completely bald...
I don’t like her chances.
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How does a dyslexic person spell “baldy”?
Badly.
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I’m balding and that makes me sad. But thanks to the miracle of science...
I take antidepressants and now I’m never sad!
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What did the girl say to Bald Bill when they were engaged?
She said, “God was generous to you. He gave you a lovely face and room for one more.”
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What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man?
“You are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!”
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You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
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Why did the friend who shaved lie about his beard?
He’s a bald-faced liar.
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What did the balding guy and teenager growing a beard have in common?
For them, every hair counts!
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I first realized I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer for me to wash my face.
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A balding man was getting a haircut.
The man’s barber said, “Do you know what they say if you’re bald in the front?”
Man: “No.”
Barber: “They say you’re a thinker.”
Man: “Oh?!”
Barber: “Do you know what they say if you’re bald in the back?”
Man: “No.”
Barber: “They say you’re a lover.”
The man perked up.
Man: “What do they say if you’re bald in the front and the back?”
Barber: “That you only think you’re a lover.”
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What is one of the major advantages of being a bald person?
No matter what happens they can never be to blame for hair on the food!
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