Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bald Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Iβm balding and that makes me sad. But thanks to the miracle of science...
I take antidepressants and now Iβm never sad!
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What did the girl say to Bald Bill when they were engaged?
She said, βGod was generous to you. He gave you a lovely face and room for one more.β
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What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man?
βYou are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!β
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You know youβre going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
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Why did the friend who shaved lie about his beard?
Heβs a bald-faced liar.
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What did the balding guy and teenager growing a beard have in common?
For them, every hair counts!
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I first realized I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer for me to wash my face.
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A balding man was getting a haircut.
The manβs barber said, βDo you know what they say if youβre bald in the front?β
Man: βNo.β
Barber: βThey say youβre a thinker.β
Man: βOh?!β
Barber: βDo you know what they say if youβre bald in the back?β
Man: βNo.β
Barber: βThey say youβre a lover.β
The man perked up.
Man: βWhat do they say if youβre bald in the front and the back?β
Barber: βThat you only think youβre a lover.β
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What is one of the major advantages of being a bald person?
No matter what happens they can never be to blame for hair on the food!
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