Enjoy our team's carefully selected Baking Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand. Stop, drop, and roll.
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Why didn’t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?
I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.
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What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda.
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What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
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Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth?
It’s meteor.
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If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it?
Raisin hell!
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Bacon.”
“Bacon, who?”
“Bacon a cake for your birthday.”
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What is the best Thanksgiving cookie?
One baked with May-flour.
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What do you call bread baked by a poet?
Poet-rye.
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The bed-and-breakfast was owned by a little old lady who would cook the most amazing biscuits for breakfast every morning.
The guy loved these biscuits so much that he would eat five or six every morning, and he even extended his stay at the bed-and-breakfast just so he could eat more of these amazing biscuits.
Finally, after a few weeks he decided to ask her, “Ma’am, these are the most amazing biscuits I have ever eaten in my life. How do you make them taste so good?”
The little old lady smiled and said, “It’s nothing really. All I do is mix about 2 cups of flour with one teaspoon of sugar, one tablespoon of baking powder, and three mouthfuls of buttermilk.”
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What did they call the first person to bake a pie?
A pie-oneer.
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It’s so hot out that I baked lasagna in my mailbox.
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I burned 2000 calories today.
I fell asleep while baking pizza in the oven.
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