Enjoy our team's carefully selected Baker Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call bread baked by a poet?
Poet-rye.
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What do you call a red-haired baker?
The ginger bread man.
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I bought a chessboard cake from the baker’s today.
I took one bite and said, “It’s stale, mate.”
He seemed surprised and said, “No, mate.”
I handed it to him and said, “Check mate.”
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Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank?
He came in with buns glazing.
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I lost my job as a baker when I made a customer violently choke.
It was my manager’s fault for telling me to put my hair in a bun.
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If a baker assaults somebody with a baguette...
Can he be charged with assault with a breadly weapon?
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What’s the lazy baker’s favorite recipe?
Loaf bread.
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What did the sign on the baker’s door read when she wanted to be alone?
Donut disturb.
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What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
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The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
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Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He got tired of the HOLE business.
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Why did the cops arrest the donut baker?
He was caught pinching the salt.
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How does the German baker greet his customers?
Gluten Morgen!
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