Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bacon Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It’s got a lot of Greece in it.
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Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth?
It’s meteor.
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Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yolk!
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Which actor is now being quarantined for swine flu?
Kevin Bacon.
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Why was the bacon tree so angry when the axemen came?
Because he thought it was a ham-bush.
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What did the pig say when he was placed in the desert?
Oh no, I’m bacon.
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What made the pig go to the kitchen?
Because he felt like bacon.
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Why did yogurt hate bacon?
Because he was uncultured.
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What was the name of the bacon movie?
Hamlet.
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Which celebrity had the best kind of smell?
Kevin Bacon.
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What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.
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What do you call a bacon with a Scottish accent?
Ham-ish.
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What was the name of the frog’s favorite crisp dish?
Croaky bacon.
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What is a pressing thought of every pig?
“Why do all bacon get cooked and cookies get baked?”
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What do you call bacon with salt on it?
Salt and Peppa.
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What happens to pigs when they stay in the sun too long?
Turn into bacon.
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