Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bacon Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Did you hear about the people who were sick in June from eating bacon past its use-by date?
It was mayhem.
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How is bacon like southern Europe?
It’s got a lot of Greece in it.
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Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth?
It’s meteor.
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Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yolk!
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Which actor is now being quarantined for swine flu?
Kevin Bacon.
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Why was the bacon tree so angry when the axemen came?
Because he thought it was a ham-bush.
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What did the pig say when he was placed in the desert?
Oh no, I’m bacon.
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What made the pig go to the kitchen?
Because he felt like bacon.
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Why did yogurt hate bacon?
Because he was uncultured.
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What was the name of the bacon movie?
Hamlet.
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Which celebrity had the best kind of smell?
Kevin Bacon.
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What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.
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What do you call a bacon with a Scottish accent?
Ham-ish.
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What was the name of the frog’s favorite crisp dish?
Croaky bacon.
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What is a pressing thought of every pig?
“Why do all bacon get cooked and cookies get baked?”
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What do you call bacon with salt on it?
Salt and Peppa.
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What happens to pigs when they stay in the sun too long?
Turn into bacon.
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