Back to School Jokes

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Back to School Jokes

Teacher: โ€œWhy didnโ€™t you come to school on the first day?โ€

Dave: โ€œMy father is still in the hospital.โ€

One week later.

Teacher: โ€œIs your father still in the hospital, Dave?โ€

Dave: โ€œHe is, indeed, a doctor.โ€

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Two kids were discussing their back to school sets.

Kid 1: โ€œI have a pen that can write underwater.โ€

Kid 2: โ€œWow really?!โ€

Kid 1: โ€œYep. It can write other words, too.โ€

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For back to school shopping, a kid went to a stationery shop.

Kid: โ€œHi, Iโ€™d like to buy a calculator.โ€

Staff: โ€œThatโ€™s nice, come back when youโ€™re ready to buy a calcu-now.โ€

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Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.

Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.

โ€œWait a minute,โ€ she said. โ€œI had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.โ€

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It was the first day of school.

Harryโ€™s mother went into his bedroom and said, โ€œCome on Harry, get up now. You have to go to school today.โ€

โ€œBut I donโ€™t want to go to school,โ€ replied Harry, โ€œI want to stay in bed. Why do I have to go to school?โ€

โ€œBecause,โ€ answered his mother, โ€œyouโ€™re a teacher!โ€

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