Back to School Jokes

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Back to School Jokes

Teacher: β€œWhy didn’t you come to school on the first day?”

Dave: β€œMy father is still in the hospital.”

One week later.

Teacher: β€œIs your father still in the hospital, Dave?”

Dave: β€œHe is, indeed, a doctor.”

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Two kids were discussing their back to school sets.

Kid 1: β€œI have a pen that can write underwater.”

Kid 2: β€œWow really?!”

Kid 1: β€œYep. It can write other words, too.”

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For back to school shopping, a kid went to a stationery shop.

Kid: β€œHi, I’d like to buy a calculator.”

Staff: β€œThat’s nice, come back when you’re ready to buy a calcu-now.”

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Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.

Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.

β€œWait a minute,” she said. β€œI had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”

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It was the first day of school.

Harry’s mother went into his bedroom and said, β€œCome on Harry, get up now. You have to go to school today.”

β€œBut I don’t want to go to school,” replied Harry, β€œI want to stay in bed. Why do I have to go to school?”

β€œBecause,” answered his mother, β€œyou’re a teacher!”

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