Enjoy our team's carefully selected Avocado Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call an aboriginal hanging in a tree?
Abocado.
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If two avocado are “avocados”.
Then shouldn’t three avocado be “avocatres”, and four be “avoquatro”, and five be “avocinco”?
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What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
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What did the avocado do at the wedding?
Make a toast.
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Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes, and you have to smear them with avocado?
I really suck at guac-a-mole.
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Accidentally got some guacamole in my eyes.
And now I think I have guacoma.
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What can you find on avocado feet?
Avoca-toes.
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What do you call an animal found under the avocado tree?
A guaca-mole.
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What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
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How does a robot eat its guacamole?
With micro-chips.
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What does an avocado say to its pit?
Without you, I’m empty inside.
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What does an avocado call its children?
Avo-kiddos.
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