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Asia Jokes


What is the best way to avoid Asian flu?

Have a Phu shot.

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A guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks, β€œHey, do you know Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Kung Fu or anything like that?”

Offended, the Asian man replies, β€œWhat you think that just because I’m Asian, I know martial arts?”

The man replies, β€œNah, it’s because you’re drinking my damn bourbon!”

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I just couldn’t decide which Asian takeout food I like the best, Japanese or Chinese.

I ended up calling it a Thai.

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Around 80% of all Asians who move to America get cataracts.

The remaining 20% usually buy chevrorets, rexus or rincoln. Some even get rand lover.

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I had a race with an Asian today.

It was a Thai.

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I once thought I had a japanese friend.

But it was just my imagine Asian.

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My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes.

It was the end of my Korea.

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How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he’s disoriented.

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My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again.

And I don’t know if I should tell him.

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What do you call a Chinese lobster?

A crust-asian.

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