Art Jokes

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Art Jokes

Husband: β€œIt says here, that over 5,000 camels are used to make paintbrushes each year.”

Wife: β€œIsn’t it amazing what they can teach camels to do nowadays?”

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A kid in school hands in a blank piece of paper for his art homework.

The teacher says, β€œWhat’s this?”

The kid says, β€œA picture of a cow eating grass.”

The teacher asks, β€œWhere’s the grass?”

The kid says, β€œThe cow ate it all.”

β€œOk, then where’s the cow?”

β€œIt left because there was no more grass.”

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A young artist exhibits his work for the first time and a well known art critic is in attendance.

The critic says to the young artist, β€œWould you like my opinion on your work?”

β€œYes,” says the artist.

β€œIt’s worthless,” says the critic.

The artist replies, β€œI know, but tell me anyway.”

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How can an artist fill in a CV?

Drawing from experience.

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It’s amazing that Leonardo da Vinci could paint and invent and still find time to be a crime-fighting turtle.

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My friend was a struggling artist until he decided to just do sculptures.

He made over six figures last year.

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What kind of shoes do artists wear?


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Today, I found out there are places that sell fake scallops made out of white fish.

There are a lot of cod artists out there.

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A couple goes to an art gallery.

They find a picture of a woman with only her privates covered with leaves.

The wife doesn’t like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking.

The wife asks: β€œWhat are you waiting for?”

The husband replies, β€œAutumn.”

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

β€œI love you with all my art!”

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