Art Jokes
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Husband: “It says here, that over 5,000 camels are used to make paintbrushes each year.”
Wife: “Isn’t it amazing what they can teach camels to do nowadays?”
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A kid in school hands in a blank piece of paper for his art homework.
The teacher says, “What’s this?”
The kid says, “A picture of a cow eating grass.”
The teacher asks, “Where’s the grass?”
The kid says, “The cow ate it all.”
“Ok, then where’s the cow?”
“It left because there was no more grass.”
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A young artist exhibits his work for the first time and a well known art critic is in attendance.
The critic says to the young artist, “Would you like my opinion on your work?”
“Yes,” says the artist.
“It’s worthless,” says the critic.
The artist replies, “I know, but tell me anyway.”
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How can an artist fill in a CV?
Drawing from experience.
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It’s amazing that Leonardo da Vinci could paint and invent and still find time to be a crime-fighting turtle.
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My friend was a struggling artist until he decided to just do sculptures.
He made over six figures last year.
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What kind of shoes do artists wear?
Sketchers.
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Today, I found out there are places that sell fake scallops made out of white fish.
There are a lot of cod artists out there.
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A couple goes to an art gallery.
They find a picture of a woman with only her privates covered with leaves.
The wife doesn’t like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks: “What are you waiting for?”
The husband replies, “Autumn.”
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”
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