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Arsenal F.C. Jokes


Harry Redknapp told Van der Vaart and Bale to play where they wanted.

Arsenal tried the same thing with Fabregas.

He chose Barcelona.

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Why did the Arsenal fan bring an umbrella to the stadium?

In case the tears started pouring.

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What do Arsenal and a shampoo bottle have in common?

Both struggle with โ€œno more tearsโ€.

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Why was the Arsenal fan banned from the library?

Because he couldnโ€™t stop shouting โ€œSshh!โ€.

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My son is taking part in a social experiment. He has to wear an Arsenal support shirt for two weeks.

So far, he has been punched, spat at, kicked and verbally abused.

It will be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house.

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Three soccer playersโ€”one plays for Manchester United, one for Liverpool and one for Arsenalโ€”are lost in the desert.

They come across a dead camel and are having trouble deciding who gets what.

So the guy from Manchester says, โ€œWell, since Iโ€™m from ManCHESTer, Iโ€™ll get the chest.

The player from Liverpool goes, โ€œWell, in that case I'll eat the liver.

Then guy from ARSEnal says, โ€œIโ€™m not hungry...โ€

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A woman was reading a newspaper one morning and said to her husband, โ€œLook at this, dear. Thereโ€™s an article here about a man who traded his wife for a season ticket to Arsenal. You wouldnโ€™t do a thing like that, would you?โ€

โ€œOf course I wouldnโ€™t!โ€ replied her husband. โ€œThe seasonโ€™s almost over!โ€

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