Arsenal F.C. Jokes

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Arsenal F.C. Jokes

Harry Redknapp told Van der Vaart and Bale to play where they wanted.

Arsenal tried the same thing with Fabregas.

He chose Barcelona.

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Why did the Arsenal fan bring an umbrella to the stadium?

In case the tears started pouring.

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What do Arsenal and a shampoo bottle have in common?

Both struggle with “no more tears”.

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Why was the Arsenal fan banned from the library?

Because he couldn’t stop shouting “Sshh!”.

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My son is taking part in a social experiment. He has to wear an Arsenal support shirt for two weeks.

So far, he has been punched, spat at, kicked and verbally abused.

It will be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house.

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Three soccer players—one plays for Manchester United, one for Liverpool and one for Arsenal—are lost in the desert.

They come across a dead camel and are having trouble deciding who gets what.

So the guy from Manchester says, “Well, since I’m from ManCHESTer, I’ll get the chest.

The player from Liverpool goes, “Well, in that case I'll eat the liver.

Then guy from ARSEnal says, “I’m not hungry...”

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A woman was reading a newspaper one morning and said to her husband, “Look at this, dear. There’s an article here about a man who traded his wife for a season ticket to Arsenal. You wouldn’t do a thing like that, would you?”

“Of course I wouldn’t!” replied her husband. “The season’s almost over!”

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