Architecture Jokes



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Architecture Jokes


I was arguing with a construction worker. We were getting bogged down in cementics.

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How do you get an affordable minimalist makeover in New York?

Leave a window open.

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What is a famous circular museum in New York devoted to Internet search engines?

The Googlenheim.

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I recently took a trip to learn more about Greek culture and to gain a greater appreciation of their amazing works of art and architecture.

The British museum is a really cool place.

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Got an email asking me to invest in Egyptian architecture.

Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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What’s the difference between an architect and an engineer?

If architects built all the buildings, they would fall down on their own.

If engineers built all the buildings, they’d be so ugly, we’d tear them all down.

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An American and a German architect bet who can build a skyscraper in the least amount of time.

After a month, the American mails the German, β€œOnly 10 days and I’ll be finished.”

The German writes back, β€œHah, that’s nothing. Only 10 forms left and I am allowed to start.”

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Ancient Egyptian architect: β€œDo you know how to build a pyramid?”

Ancient Egyptian builder: β€œWell, err yeah, up to a point.”

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