Arabic Jokes

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Arabic Jokes

Husband: β€œI got a package with bullets and Arabic note today.

Wife: β€œIdiot! These are suppositories and the note from the doctor!”

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I had some really terrible Arabic food today.

I tell ya, it was fal-awful!

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What do you call an Arabic dairy farmer?

A milk sheikh.

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Why is Patrick Star Arabic?

Because he lives under Iraq.

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Why don’t women in Arabic countries need car insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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Thought I heard someone say β€œHello” in Arabic.

But it was a false salaam.

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A salesman returns from his assignment in Saudi Arabia, where he went to sell them a new brand of Coca-Cola.

Seeing his crestfallen face, a friend asks him, β€œWhy the long face?”

The salesman replied, β€œI failed in Saudi Arabia. The campaign was a total failure.”

β€œWhy is that?” asked the friend. β€œI thought you had a good campaign running.”

β€œWell, when I got posted there, I was very confident that I would make a great sales pitch to the Saudis. But I had a problemβ€”I didn’t speak Arabic, so I planned to convey the meaning of the message with the use of three images:

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand in utter exhaustion; he has fainted.

Second poster: The man is drinking the new Coca-Cola brand.

Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed and feeling great.

I had these posters pasted all over the place. You couldn’t go anywhere without seeing them.”

β€œTerrific! That should have worked!” said the friend.

β€œIt should have,” sighed the salesman. β€œOnly no one told me they read from right to left…”

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