April Jokes

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April Jokes

Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.

No one fools Chuck Norris.

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April doesn’t fool Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris fools April.

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A man pays a visit to an old father and meets his three daughters.

He’s staying the night, and each of the girls approaches him to offer their hospitality in turn.

The first informs him her name is June because she was born in the month of June. She is an expert at fortune-telling and provides him with predictions for the future.

The second informs him that her given name is August because she was born in August. She is a doctor and performs a full physical on him.

The third informs him that her name is Maple because she was born in a nearby town. She informs him of a massive treasure hidden beneath the family stables.

After digging for an entire night, he returns empty-handed to the house, covered in dirt and animal excrement. He complains to the wise man about Maple’s deception.

The wise man replies, β€œOh, you must have met April. April fools.”

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What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st?

April tool.

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What do you call the people born in April who aren’t particularly intelligent?

April fools.

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April 4th. National School Librarian Day.

I asked the librarian if she would direct me to the self-help books.

She said, β€œThat sort of defeats the purpose doesn’t it?”

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April 5th. National Read a Map Day.

Got an email from Google Earth proudly stating that they can read maps backwards.

I thought to myself, β€œThat’s just spam.”

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What do you call pandas on April 1st?


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Every year on April 15...

The IRS pays its taxes to Chuck Norris.

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What goes up when April showers come down?

An umbrella.

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Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

Because they just finished a 31-day march.

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How can you tell when April is happy?

It has a spring in its step.

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She: β€œI cheated on you.”

He: β€œMe too.”

She: β€œApril, 1.”

He: β€œMarch, 20.”

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?

I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April and I’ve grown bigger ever since.

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An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage.

The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, β€œWhere were you on the night of October to April?”

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Why is April so popular for using a trampoline?

It’s Spring-time.

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Did you know bees become indecisive after April?

They become maybees.

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