April Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected April Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
April 4th. National School Librarian Day.
I asked the librarian if she would direct me to the self-help books.
She said, “That sort of defeats the purpose doesn’t it?”
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April 5th. National Read a Map Day.
Got an email from Google Earth proudly stating that they can read maps backwards.
I thought to myself, “That’s just spam.”
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What do you call pandas on April 1st?
Bamboo-zler!
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Every year on April 15...
The IRS pays its taxes to Chuck Norris.
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What goes up when April showers come down?
An umbrella.
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Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they just finished a 31-day march.
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How can you tell when April is happy?
It has a spring in its step.
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She: “I cheated on you.”
He: “Me too.”
She: “April, 1.”
He: “March, 20.”
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Can February march?
No, but April may.
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Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?
I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April and I’ve grown bigger ever since.
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An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage.
The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, “Where were you on the night of October to April?”
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Why is April so popular for using a trampoline?
It’s Spring-time.
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Did you know bees become indecisive after April?
They become maybees.
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