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Adam meets a witch.

The witch tells him: โ€œTell me I am pretty, or you will be cursed!โ€

Adam: โ€œSorry, but I donโ€™t find you attractive.โ€

Witch: โ€œTake that back, or you most surely will be cursed!

Adam: โ€œNope. Youโ€™re hideous.โ€

The witch then transformed him into an ant.

Witch: โ€œLook where your rudeness brought you!โ€

Adam: โ€œYeah, this sucks, but you still look like a moldy potato.โ€

Witch: โ€œVery well, then. You will remain in this form until you repent and call me pretty!โ€

He is still adamant.

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A scientist is doing experiments on an ant.

He puts the ant on the table and says, โ€œWalk, ant, walk!โ€

The ant walks to the other side of the table.

The man writes in his notepad: The ant with 6 legs walks.

He then, proceeds to take one leg off the insect, and repeats the same process.

โ€œWalk, ant, walk!โ€

The ant walks slower, but reaches the other side of the table.

The scientist writes in his notepad: The ant with 5 legs walks.

After repeating the process 4 more times, he takes off the final leg, put it on the table and says, โ€œWalk, ant, walk!โ€

The ant doesnโ€™t move, so he tries again, โ€œWalk, ant, walk!โ€

Again, the ant doesnโ€™t move, so he writes in his notepad: The ant with 0 legs becomes deaf.

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Why are the most attractive males in the anthill also very learned?

Because theyโ€™re stud-ants.

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At the request of my wife, I have placed an order for a box of ants to be shipped from Italy.

She said we need more Rome ants in our relationship.

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Whatโ€™s the largest species of ants?

Gi-ants.

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Why did the house owner not allow the nine ants to enter?

Because they were not ten ants.

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Where do most ants live?

In Antlantic City.

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Itโ€™s so hot fire ants are really on fire.

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Why do anteaters never get colds?

Because their noses are full of anty-bodies!

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How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

Theyโ€™re all girls! If they were boys, theyโ€™d be uncles.

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