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Adam meets a witch.
The witch tells him: “Tell me I am pretty, or you will be cursed!”
Adam: “Sorry, but I don’t find you attractive.”
Witch: “Take that back, or you most surely will be cursed!
Adam: “Nope. You’re hideous.”
The witch then transformed him into an ant.
Witch: “Look where your rudeness brought you!”
Adam: “Yeah, this sucks, but you still look like a moldy potato.”
Witch: “Very well, then. You will remain in this form until you repent and call me pretty!”
He is still adamant.
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A scientist is doing experiments on an ant.
He puts the ant on the table and says, “Walk, ant, walk!”
The ant walks to the other side of the table.
The man writes in his notepad: The ant with 6 legs walks.
He then proceeds to take one leg off the insect and repeats the same process.
“Walk, ant, walk!”
The ant walks slower but reaches the other side of the table.
The scientist writes in his notepad: The ant with 5 legs walks.
After repeating the process 4 more times, he takes off the final leg, puts it on the table, and says, “Walk, ant, walk!”
The ant doesn’t move, so he tries again, “Walk, ant, walk!”
Again, the ant doesn’t move, so he writes in his notepad: The ant with 0 legs becomes deaf.
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Why are the most attractive males in the anthill also very learned?
Because they’re stud-ants.
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At the request of my wife, I have placed an order for a box of ants to be shipped from Italy.
She said we need more Rome ants in our relationship.
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What’s the largest species of ants?
Gi-ants.
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Why did the house owner not allow the nine ants to enter?
Because they were not ten ants.
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Where do most ants live?
In Antlantic City.
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It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
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Why do anteaters never get colds?
Because their noses are full of anty-bodies!
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How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
They’re all girls! If they were boys, they’d be uncles.
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