Enjoy our team's carefully selected Alpaca Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Alpaca.”
“Alpaca, who?”
“Alpaca your bags, we’re going on vacation!”
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Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
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Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Alpaca.”
“Alpaca, who?”
“Alpaca the birthday presents, you blow out the candles!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Alpaca.”
“Alpaca, who?”
“Alpaca suitcase and move in shortly.”
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I am sad to leave the alpaca alone again.
Spending time with him was fun wool it lasted.
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My kid has a stuffed alpaca toy.
I call it her Dolly Llama.
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If you get kissed by an alpaca, it’s not the end of the world.
It’s the alpaca-lips.
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I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch.
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What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca?
Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama!
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What did the talent scout say about the juggling alpaca?
That alpaca is one of the most tailented alpacas around.
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What do you get when you cross a turtle and an alpaca?
A turtleneck sweater.
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What is an alpaca that is mixed with a dog called?
A Wool-f.
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