Alpaca Jokes



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Alpaca Jokes


I am sad to leave the alpaca alone again.

Spending time with him was fun wool it lasted.

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My kid has a stuffed alpaca toy.

I call it her Dolly Llama.

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If you get kissed by an alpaca, it’s not the end of the world.

It’s the alpaca-lips.

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I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch.

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What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca?

Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama!

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What did the talent scout say about the juggling alpaca?

That alpaca is one of the most tailented alpacas around.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and an alpaca?

A turtleneck sweater.

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What is an alpaca that is mixed with a dog called?

A Wool-f.

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