Alien Jokes

Enjoy our team's carefully selected Alien Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!

Why shouldn’t you pick a green alien for your baseball team?

They’re not ripe yet.

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I don't believe in aliens... they lie too much.

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What is an aliens favorite place on a computer?

The space bar.

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Why does an alien prefer a light year to a normal year?

Because it has got less calories.

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One alien says to another, “The dominant life forms on the planet earth appear to have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.”

The second alien replies, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”

The first alien says, “I don’t think so, they have them aimed at themselves.”

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Why do aliens not eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

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Why do aliens not like visiting earth very often?

Because it is rated only one star.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go?

On a diet.

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