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Why shouldnβt you pick a green alien for your baseball team?
Theyβre not ripe yet.
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I don't believe in aliens... they lie too much.
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What is an aliens favorite place on a computer?
The space bar.
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Why does an alien prefer a light year to a normal year?
Because it has got less calories.
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One alien says to another, βThe dominant life forms on the planet earth appear to have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.β
The second alien replies, βAre they an emerging intelligence?β
The first alien says, βI donβt think so, they have them aimed at themselves.β
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Why do aliens not eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
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Why do aliens not like visiting earth very often?
Because it is rated only one star.
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Where should a 500 pound alien go?
On a diet.
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