Alexa Jokes



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Alexa Jokes


I asked Alexa what women want.

This thing has been talking for six hours.

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What does Alexa like to eat for breakfast?

Siri-al.

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I asked Alexa if she was considering running for President, but she said she was better suited for Speaker of the House.

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My wife asked me why I was whispering at home. I said, I was worried that Mark Zuckerberg was listening.

She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed. We all laughed...

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Wishing a happy women’s day to Siri and Alexa...

The only two women who listen to men and do as they say!

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I can’t wait to get my new Alexa. She’s going to do everything for me!

She’s due in 9 months!

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People complain about a lack of women in tech jobs.

That’s nonsenseβ€”what about Siri, Alexa and Cortana?

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Me: β€œSiri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?”

Siri: β€œThis is Alexa.”

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