Enjoy our team's carefully selected Alexa Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I asked Alexa what women want.
This thing has been talking for six hours.
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What does Alexa like to eat for breakfast?
Siri-al.
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I asked Alexa if she was considering running for President, but she said she was better suited for Speaker of the House.
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My wife asked me why I was whispering at home. I said, I was worried that Mark Zuckerberg was listening.
She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed. We all laughed...
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Wishing a happy women’s day to Siri and Alexa...
The only two women who listen to men and do as they say!
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I can’t wait to get my new Alexa. She’s going to do everything for me!
She’s due in 9 months!
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People complain about a lack of women in tech jobs.
That’s nonsense—what about Siri, Alexa and Cortana?
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Me: “Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?”
Siri: “This is Alexa.”
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