Enjoy our team's carefully selected Alabama Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why can’t you take a picture with a cat in Alabama?
You can’t take a picture with a cat anywhere. You have to use a camera!
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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
One Mississippi.
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It was recently announced that a franchise was building a new Taco Bell in Tuscaloosa.
The university responsed, “Why do we need another phone company?”
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Why do Troy State students have such beautiful noses?
They’re hand picked.
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Why do ducks fly over Alabama upside down?
There’s nothing worth craping on.
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What’s the best road sign in Auburn?
Tuscaloosa 120 miles.
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Why is Auburn always in the dark?
Because they’re afraid of Alabama Power.
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Did you hear about the $4,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?
The winner gets $4 a year for a million years.
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How does a man from Alabama hold up his pants?
With a bible belt.
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I just told my crush that I’m in love with her. She said that she sees me as her brother.
I’m just lucky she is from Alabama.
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