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Akpos Jokes

Akpos told his servant, β€œGo and water the plants.”

Servant: β€œIt’s already raining.”

Akpos: β€œSo what, take an umbrella and go!”

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Akpos: β€œWhy are all these people running?”

Man: β€œThis is a race, the winner will get the cup.”

Akpos: β€œIf only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?”

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A teacher lecturing on population said, β€œIn the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a kid.”

Akpos stood up and said, β€œWe must find and stop her!”

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Teacher: β€œClass, choose between money and brain.”

Akpos: β€œI’d go for the money!”

Teacher: β€œI’d go for brain!”

Akpos: β€œWell, everybody goes for what he doesn’t have.”

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Akpos’s wife was busy singing in the bedroom.

Akpos: β€œYou know, my dear, when you sing like that, I just wish you were on a radio.

Wife: β€œWow, honey. Am I that good?”

Akpos: β€œNo, at least on a radio I can change the station.”

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Teacher: β€œIf your father has $10, and you

asked for $5, how much will your father


Akpos: β€œ$10.”

Teacher: β€œYou don’t know maths.”

Akpos: β€œYou don’t know my father!”

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