Enjoy our team's carefully selected Aging Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I asked my aging father why he doesn’t have life insurance.
“Because, son, I want you to be truly sad when I die.”
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A reporter was interviewing a 102-year-old woman.
“What’s the secret to your longevity?”, he asked.
Old woman: “Simple. The biggest cause of aging is stress, and the biggest cause of stress is arguing with people. So I never argue with anyone.”
The reporter laughed, “That’s ridiculous. That can’t be the real reason.”
The old lady smiled and nodded, “You’re probably right.”
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Marri-Age and Old-Age
Relative: “You are getting old. You should get married now.”
Me: “Will that stop aging?”
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Deep sleep prevents aging.
Especially when you are driving.
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I accidentally got anti aging cream on my block of cheddar.
I’ve now got milk all over the kitchen top.
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Wife: “Do men wipe after they pee?”
Aging husband: “Yes. Wipe the floor, wipe the rim, wipe the wall…”
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What did the aging 007 say to his pharmacist?
Bond. Gold Bond.
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What is a prize old people can win for aging?
Atrophy.
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Nothing changes when you cross thirty, except that you have to replace your moisturizer with anti-aging cream.
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