Enjoy our team's carefully selected Addiction Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Thereβs a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery.
The head of the group walks in and says, βIβm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say Iβm pretty disappointed.β
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In a house full of caffeine addicts, they found their coffee maker broken this morning.
And now thereβs trouble brewing.
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Two Hippies are walking along a railroad track, stoned.
One Hippie says, βThis is a really long staircase, man!β
The other Hippie says, βI donβt mind the stairs, man. Itβs this low handrail thats killing me.β
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My addiction to helium is out of control, but...
No one is taking my cries for help seriously.
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My wife gave me an ultimatum.
It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was as easy as pie.
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How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?
Apply the pumpkin patch.
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I just got over my addiction to chocolate, nuts and marshmallows.
I have to admit it was a rocky road.
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Guess what happened to the man who was addicted to doing the βHokey Pokeyβ?
He turned himself around.
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