Addiction Jokes



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Addiction Jokes


There’s a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery.

The head of the group walks in and says, β€œI’m seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I’m pretty disappointed.”

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In a house full of caffeine addicts, they found their coffee maker broken this morning.

And now there’s trouble brewing.

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Two Hippies are walking along a railroad track, stoned.

One Hippie says, β€œThis is a really long staircase, man!”

The other Hippie says, β€œI don’t mind the stairs, man. It’s this low handrail thats killing me.”

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My addiction to helium is out of control, but...

No one is taking my cries for help seriously.

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My wife gave me an ultimatum.

It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was as easy as pie.

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How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?

Apply the pumpkin patch.

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I just got over my addiction to chocolate, nuts and marshmallows.

I have to admit it was a rocky road.

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Guess what happened to the man who was addicted to doing the β€œHokey Pokey”?

He turned himself around.

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