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What is the definition of overcast?

WhenΒ Harry PotterΒ messes up a spell.

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What isΒ Harry Potter’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

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Why did the red panda become an actor?

It had a panda-mic personality.

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Young actor: β€œDad, guess what? I’ve just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who’s been married for 30 years.”

Father: β€œWell, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you’ll get a speaking part.”

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An actor suffering from dementia just hit my car. I got him arrested.

As he was getting arrested, he kept saying, β€œDo you know who I am?!”

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Why was the bread actor so unhappy?

She lost out on a juicy roll.

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Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?

Rabbit De Niro.

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What do zombie actors do before they perform?

They re-hearse.

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An actor I know fell through the floor recently.

It’s just a stage he was going through.

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Who are the biggest fans at the theater?

The backstage crewβ€”they’re always giving props to the actors.

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I knew a vampire who was trying to become an actor.Β He gave it his best shot, but ended up retraining.

He just couldn’t find a role he could sink his teeth into.

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Which actor is now being quarantined for swine flu?

Kevin Bacon.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on what it says in the script.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?

With Dementos.

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What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?

Why so Sirius?

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Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?

Because he only has followers, not friends.

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What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?

A Volt-demort.

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Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?

Because he was cursing in class.

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Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?

Nobody nose.

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What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?

The Dinosorcerer.

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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.

Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.

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I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think it’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.

I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? How?

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Why is an alien like a collection of famous actors’ autographs?

They’ve both come from the stars.

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What did the man with a beard call his pottery shop?

Hairy Potter.

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