Aboriginal Jokes
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What do you call an aboriginal hanging in a tree?
Abocado.
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A ranger was assigned the task of hunting buffalo. He hired an aboriginal scout to assist him. They set out on their expedition to find buffalo.
After a while, the scout dismounts, places his ear to the ground, and says, “Humm, buffalo come.”
The ranger looks around with his binoculars but sees nothing.
“I see nothing,” he says to the scout, “how do you know buffalo are coming?”
“Ear sticky,” says the scout.
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What do you say to an aborigine bloke from Australia who worked in I.T.?
“Do you come from a LAN down under?”
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Who were the first people in Australia to have a six-pack?
The Ab-originals.
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An Australian aborigine owns a boomerang that will not return to him no matter how many times he throws it.
Frustrated, he seeks assistance from the witch doctor.
When the witch doctor asks where he obtained the boomerang, the aborigine says it was from a souvenir shop on Ayer’s Rock.
The witch doctor says, “You bloody fool, didn’t you see the sign by the cash register that says ‘NO RETURNS’.”
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What do you call an aboriginal in a lamp?
An abori-genie.
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What do you call an aboriginal rolling down a hill?
Abolanche.
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Did you know that someone tried contacting the aboriginals in Australia via smoke signal?
But the line was always busy.
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