Enjoy our team's carefully selected 60th Birthday Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
You know you’re 60 when your back is hairier than your head.
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You know you’re 60 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor’s office.
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Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years!
Wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
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A couple had been married for 30 years and was celebrating the husband’s 60th birthday.
During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife said, “We’ve been so poor all these years, and I’ve never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world.”
The fairy waved her wand and POOF!
She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband’s turn.
He paused for a moment, and then said, “Well, I’d like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me.”
The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
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On the day my friends were hosting my birthday celebration, I had diarrhea.
I was a party pooper.
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Every year on my birthday, I remember...
That I’m one year closer to being back in diapers.
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How do you know you’re old?
It’s your birthday, and there are more candles than cake.
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Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!
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Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
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