Enjoy our team's carefully selected 4th of July Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
This is ridiculous. It’s July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.
One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.
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How do you know the Fourth of July is an American holiday?
Because everybody says “Stay Safe”.
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What did the Patriot apply to the dry patches on the skin?
Revo-lotion.
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What do you call a nuke that was launched on the 4th of July?
The wrong firework.
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Who told the most jokes among the colonists?
Punsylvanians.
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After the 4th of July fireworks caused finger injuries, what did the friends say?
Nothing, they couldn’t count on me.
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On 4 July, what do you get when you put a photo of America in a locket?
Then it becomes in-da-pendant.
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Which bakery should you go to on the Fourth of July?
The one that sells pastries with stars and stripes. The rest are just un-pastry-otic.
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Who was the funniest person in George Washington’s army?
Laughayette.
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What do single people call Valentine’s Day?
Happy Independence Day.
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