BEST JOKES πŸ˜„


Best Jokes



Funny Jokes


My crush told me that I’m pretty.

Well, the whole sentence was β€œYou’re pretty annoying”, but I focus only on the positive things.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


Why should you never date a veteran comic artist?

They make it their business to create a lot of issues.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


Blue jeans are immortal.

They never die, they just fade away.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


How many Mcdonald’s workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can’t climb the ladder.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


Mooning is very ASStrological.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


What did the fungi say when he was offered seconds at dinner?

β€œNo thanks. I don’t have mush-room left in my stomach.”

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


Shouldn’t you be minding your business and looking out for low flying objects?

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


Santa was drawing money from an ATM.

A person, who was just behind him in the line, said, β€œHa, ha, haaa! I’ve seen your password. It’s 4 asterisks.”

Santa replies, β€œHa, ha, ha! You are wrong. It’s 1258.”

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


What’s Uranus’ favorite subject?

Gas-tronomy.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


Slice me, baby. I am all yours tonight.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


Yo momma’s so fat she could put Coruscant out of orbit.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


What do you call a person who overuses emojis?

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


What to give a man who’s got everything?

A woman. She’ll tell him how everything works.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands, even from the church.

One day a priest stopped one of the boys and asked, β€œWhere is God?”

The boy shrugged and the priest repeated, β€œWhere is God?”

The boy ran out of the cathedral crying to his home where he hid in a closet.

Eventually, his brother found him and asked, β€œWhat’s wrong?”

The crying boy replied, β€œWe’re in trouble now! God is missing and they think we took him!”

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


My husband is as handsome as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein.

His name is Frankenstein.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


Your mama is so short she has to cuff her underwear.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


It’s so hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


β€œGuess what?”

β€œWhat?”

β€œGood guess.”

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„




Our Facebook Page:
Best Jokes













© 2022-2024 jokes.best